18 More Hilarious 'Hogwarts Nine Nine' Gems

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    Collage - Take Potter and Granger with you. &Fleur Yes! My fantasy threesome. & Fleur Fleur oof wizards on a case.
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    Movie - I was born for politics T have great hair and I love lying.
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    Hair - It's the best book I've ever read, and Pve read 15 books. 50 books is not a lot. Wait, you said 15?
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    Blond - So what else don't I know? You cooking meth? You breaking bad?
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    People - How many phones do you have?
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    Photo caption - Ihate the ocean. It's where that stuck-up bitch Rose left Leo to die. There was plenty of room on that door!
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    People in nature - 1need you to slap me I'm not going to do that, Malfoy. Ithought perhaps the element of surprise would help.
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    Text - Bella's even wearing her formal leather robes! They're the ones without any blood on them.
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    Text - You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How? What are you talking about? My hair is a mess.
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    Hair - Alright, give me your hairdryer What? What are you talking about? Don't you carry one in your purse? Have you ever met a human woman?
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    Adaptation - Lucius, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say "Yes, my lord." Okay, my lord Come on, man.
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    Adaptation - I'm ready. No I'm not! I'm running away!
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    Hair - School is cool. That's why it rhymes
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    Movie - Ron and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's sentences. Please don't interrupt me. ম e-
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    Movie - When I die, please give Voldemort my regards. What shall i tell him? Regards.
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    Movie - Now let's put away Voldemort, that no good punk. He's 71 years old. You don't outgrow punk, Sir.
  • 17
    Movie - ve been online dating. It's a total disaster. Pce only had one match and it was a pretty obvious catfish situation. My name Yennifer. You give me social security. Oh... Yennifer.
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    Tree - You gotto admit there's aspark. How many times do Ihave to say it? Hermione's like asisten. That's what Luke said about Leia! Hey, Luke didn't know! No one knew!

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